Kurger Bing

"'Krubgar' ~ Ethan upon twisting the restaurant's name into some hellish language"Kurger Bing is a world-famous franchise and a popular hangout and eatery for the Soda Stars. It has become the pinnacle of food, dining, and most importantly convenience. Soda Stars, the Mates, the Brotherhood and several other (non-gang affiliated) groups have joined to dine at this fine establishment.

Food
Their most famed meal is that of the Whonper; A complex series of meat, salad products, onions, and an absurdly high content of ketchup, mayonnaise, and salt. Their fries are typically considered to be the top of the line for fast food joints according to most of the Soda Stars (Jay and Ethan mostly). When it's not brubgars or fries, they also serve their secondly famous Chocken Fries served with Honey Mustard. As told in the "Onion" excerpt, Jay loves onion rings so much that he actively slams into old folk on the road while crossing medians just to snab his hands on some. Connor is fond of their milkshakes.

Kurger Bing normally sends out coupons monthly for several of their food items. Ethan, Jay, and Nick are known to harbor them often.

The drink selection is mighty lame at the local Kurger Bing. They only serve Conk products and not Pebis (thankfully they at least have Dr. Pee Pee). Other rivaling chains such as the Wendall's, McDondal's, and the one and only Fudruckers have much more variety in terms of sodas. Noting this depressing selection, this may lead to Kurger Bing's severe down fall and eventually being sold to Time Warner (Or GM because they're buying just about anything these days).

"Kurger Language"
Formed from the Instagram page "Kurger Bing", there has surfaced a language surrounding its absurdity use of verbose-ness. This should most likely be a dictionary page elsewhere on the wiki, but that'll have to be put on halt. Stay tuned...

Open Lunch and Open Life Shenanigans
To be continued...