Jay

"'Have you ever had corn?' ~ Mr. Had"Jay is one of the five integral members of the Soda Sipping Crew (as deemed by Michael's mayor figure). While has plenty of interesting quirks and features, Jay can truly be summed up by a few different things. These things pertain but are not exactly limited towards...

What is Jay?
Let's make it simple here... He also happens to have a distaste for people of Semitic descent but that's a trait he had asked us mods to keep quiet about. One other smaller trait he tends to have is Golden Corral. We have yet to find an explanation as to why this may be, but it seems that he has a fascination over the subpar, buffet-like "restaurant".
 * History
 * Arabs
 * Cars
 * Business
 * Halo
 * Mustard (Grey Poupon in particular)

Favorite Car?
Jay is quite literally, a car man. He pretty much is an Internal Combustion Engine (Specifically a Vortec 6.0 V8). In fact, he's such a fan of automobiles, he's oil changed HIS BODY. Srsly tho, he currently drives a 2004 Chevy Tahoe LT and he wants an older, 2 door Jeep Wrangler for summer cruising.