Connor

"'You're doing some pretty fucked things' - Connor, quoting Dr.Phil, his idol."

One of the 5 original Soda Stars. Known for his many nicknames and love for Cream Cheese Bagel, Connor was a very important founder of the Soda Stars and is credited for creating (stealing) the name. Residing on The Mountain, Connor can often be seen driving home in his Subaru Outback after a long day working at his previously beloved job in Circle Lanes. Although his origins are mostly unknown it's underatooded that he has a mother and father as well one brother all of whom he resides with. He is a slave to the armpit of the town, Circle Bowl and Entertainment.

Dr. Schneeberger in SASKATCHEWAN (the population being that of farm animals)